my chinese teacher walked into the classroom one morning, and instead of taking out some books, she only held an egg in her right hand.
with a big smile on her face, she looked into our surprised eyes and walked up to her desk. she put down the egg, and it rolled on the desk.
she looked at us with teasing eyes and asked, what are we going to do with this, class? guess!looked at the egg, and scratched my head. what are we doing with a funny egg? eat it? not me, i dont like to eat eggs. i told myself.
helen, what do you think we are going to do? the teacher asked me.
er, i suppose you will give the egg to a classmate to eat. no, im going to challenge you to stand the egg up on its tip. now, who wants the first try?
to stand the egg up on its tip? how?
a big boy had the first try. he carefully picked the egg up and stood it up on the desk. but as soon as he took his fingers off the egg, it fell down and tumbled around. he tried some more times, but each time the egg came rolling down. he went back to his seat, looking rather distressed.
never mind, who wants another try? the teacher asked. i will. said joe, a boy who was often full of tricks. as he went up to the teachers desk, he took out a tube of paper glue from his pocket, and started to stick the egg to the desk. several classmates giggled, but we watched with interest. unfortunately, the paper glue was not useful, and the egg rolled like a tumbler as if it was laughing, and it couldnt help tumbling back and forth. we burst into laughter. the boy made a face at the egg, and had to give up.
i say, why dont girls have a try? it seems quite interest-ing.
ok, ill have a try. oh, it was my-friend, elizabeth, a very clever girl.
she examined the egg from head to foot, and smelled it. suddenly, she seized the tiny pointing end of the egg and pressed it against the desk. with a crisp little sound, the egg husk of the tiny end cracked a little, but the eggstood right up! we all opened our mouths with astonishment, unbelieving our ?eyes. what a sight it wasan egg, standing up firmly on its tip! we began to clap our hands loudly.
congratulations to you! what a nice job you have done! would you tell us how you stood the egg up? the teacher was mightily pleased. yes, yes, tell us please! we all demanded.共2页,当前第1页12
暑假里,妈妈为了让我锻炼身体,便送我去学游泳.没有上课之前,我还真有点害怕,担心自己的学不好.妈妈鼓励我说:没关系,游泳就象玩水一样 .我只好硬着头皮去游泳.
开始学游泳了,教练先作示范,只见教练把头埋在水里,我们在旁边看着,我心理想:这么简单,我肯定没问题.结果,我把头使劲一伸,我以为水里就象空气中一样,我作了个深呼吸,我的鼻子吸水了,嘴巴呛水了,难受极了 .我马上把头露出水面,噗,我把嘴巴鼻子里的水全部喷出来了.再看我旁边的同学,他们也 在喷水,我哈哈大笑.
学会了憋气之后,学起漂,打水和划手就容易多了,其中最有趣的是漂,漂在水面的感觉实在好玩,人就象在 飞一样,周围 还凉丝丝的 .
就这样我终于学会了自由游和蛙泳,游泳的时候还发生了很多有趣的事情.
我真喜欢游泳!
爸爸就说:现在先睡觉,明天早晨起早一点在写。我有一点不愿意,但还是无可奈何地睡了。
我睡在床上左思右想:这作文到底怎么办啊!不知不觉地睡着了。
啊!我来到了一个仙境。这里的人,不管是青年人,还是小孩、老人,他们的作文水平都很高,连一岁的小孩都会写作文。我问一个年过八旬白发苍苍的老爷爷:老爷爷,你们的作文水平怎么这么好呀!老爷爷摸摸我的脑瓜,说:小朋友,我们这个国家叫做作文国,我们的国王是最会写作文的。他在这里开了个作文餐厅,我们的作文技巧是从作文餐厅那里学来的,你去那里学就是了。你是外星人,国王不会收你的钱的。他边说边指指前面不到100米处的一个作文餐厅。
我告别老爷爷后,直接奔向作文餐厅,一进门,我看见里面的人都挤满了,我好不容易才挤进去。小朋友,你好!欢迎光临!一位阿姨面带微笑地说。
我进去后,找到一个座位,坐在位子上。一位先生拿来了一个点菜单,我一看上面的菜名真叫人感到好奇,比如:作文啤酒,开心写作饮料,高分作文面包,高分作文水煮肉片等等,我爱吃水煮肉片,爱喝饮料,就点了一个开心写作饮料和高分作文水煮肉片。我等了大概五分钟,香喷喷的开心写作饮料和高分作文水煮肉片都上来了。我一吃,味道还真不错。我吃完后,正准备走,一位先生要我付账,我说我没钱,这位先生说:小朋友你错了,我不是要你的钱,而是要你在这儿写一篇作文,这就是钱!如果你的作文过关了,就说明我们的厨艺好;如果你的作文没过关,你就不能走,这就说明我们厨艺不好。
于是,我只好坐下来写作文。不一会儿就写完作文了,而且感觉很轻松,我的作文过关了。我想:哈哈,这里厨艺真不错!还不用付钱,只写一篇作文就可以了。那个老爷爷真的没骗我,我的作文水平提高了。
第二天早晨,我一起床就写作文,我想,只要轻轻松松就可以写完。我真一会儿我就写完了。嘿,说不定我的作文还可拿高分呢!我写完作文后高高兴兴地去上学了。
过了几天,作业发下来了,我一看只打了80分,我火冒三丈,心里直怪哪位老爷爷,还说什么我进的作文餐厅就可以写得好。我嘴里直嘀咕那个作文餐厅的坏话。什么作文餐厅,纯粹就是垃圾!哦呸!我呸,我呸,我呸呸呸!我在生气中忽然想起,那天我是在做梦呀!我想到这里不禁笑了起来
简评:混淆了梦境和现实,有趣.